16% of people think a placebo was a government official in ancient Sumer.
4% of ants are actually small sticks.
8% of people have no nail on their little toes.
14% of Renaissance painters were allergic to cheese.
28% of people have faces that cannot be caricatured by cartoonists.
71% of directions given by strangers are wrong in either direction or duration.
5% of Monopoly games are played strictly by the rules.
94% of clouds aren’t any shape at all, really.
12% of economists worship the Great White Sow.
77% of meetings are too long, 22% are pointless.
44% of cats can’t smile.
23% of politics makes no sense at all to anyone.
2% of traffic lights are telepathic and change to red just to spite you.
88% of items marked ‘Handwash only’ are thrown in the washing machine.